Hi, Have You Met Steve?

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I don't usually write personal posts but since my blog has pretty died, I'm bored, and nobody reads it anymore (LOL),
I'm just gonna write this here. =)

Well I went Zouk last Thursday for the very first time.

And I met this bunch of guys while I was walking.

One of them turn to me and said, "Hi, Have You Met Steve?"

That was really cute because I know it's a line from "How I Met Your Mother".


Then we just talked for like 15 seconds and all I know is he's from Singapore. LOL

Saw him again a hundred times after that but he never came to talk to me, only stared.

Then when he finally was walking towards me, I walked away.
He was shy, I was shy.
Felt so stupid and I fucking regret.

There were other guys but yeah, I'll remember this one.
And that's the end of my story. LOL

Internet Dummies

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Do you know that you can now view your friends' telephone numbers in Facebook?


1) Open your Facebook
2) Go to "Account" at the top right corner
3) Click "Edit Friends"
4) Click "Phonebook" at the top left corner
5) Now see who are your dum dum friends who posted their phone numbers at Facebook for the world to see.

If you are one of them, please unfriend me.


If you are a stranger reading this blog, please don't try to befriend me.

LOL JUST JOKING!


Some ground rules when it comes to internet :

1) Do not believe everything you see/hear/smell on the internet.
This is like the previous OMG-FACEBOOK-IS-CLOSING-DOWN news.

Please don't be the 1/3 of the Internet.

Go to 2:36 of this video and you will get what I mean :


If everything on the internet is true, Paris Hilton is a Muslim now.
Link to fake news : click me

AND

Justine Beaver is 51-year old pedophile.

(How I wish this is true. LOL)

HECK, I can say I'm Jackie Chan's daughter and you'll believe me too.
SEE THE RESEMBLANCE??!!!! LOL

Also..

2) Do not post everything about yourself on the internet.


Seriously, WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PLAY FOURSQUARE?!
DO YOU WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED AND RAPED?!
Even if you are a guy, you might also get sodomized or something. LOL


I know internet is awesome but please play safe. =)

ps, I know there's something wrong with my theme because when you're at homepage, there's no link to go to the next page. Will change it soon. =)

Yes My Blog Is Pretty Much Dead

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I feel like changing the theme again.
To the old theme but maybe I'll add the slider and drop down menu from the current theme (if possible).

What say you?
(Yes, I know I should start writing some awesome posts like I used to but blahhhh)

Now, a photo for your viewing pleasure :
Found it at Just B / Wh at The Gardens! XP

Malaysian Drivers on a Rainy Day

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So today I worked half day because it's Christmas eve.

Then I went shopping with mom and sis but it was raining super heavily when we were going home.

It's really funny when it's raining heavily because everyone will turn on their car's hazard lights like nobody's business.


Which is wrong.

I remember when I went the dreadful 6-hours seminar every driver in Malaysia had to take, one of the things that the speaker said and joked about is this issue.
(Yes, I paid attention to some parts)

So I just Yahoo!-ed more about it and it's indeed wrong to on hazard lights when it's raining because :

1) Illegal
Hazard lights should only be used when the car is stationary.
In Florida (I'm not sure about Malaysia), using the hazard lights wrongly can be fined at about $70.

2) Dangerous
Turning on hazard lights will disable signal lights.
Other motorists will not know if you want to turn left/right and with the super blur view, it's worst.


Just a random info, I've read somewhere before that wearing sunglasses when it's raining heavily will improve sight.
I'm not sure how true is that but apparently my friend tried it before and said it worked.


1 more thing, did you heard about the 11 million dollar Christmas tree in Emirates Palace Hotel, Abu Dhabi?

It's so bloody expensive because the decorations comprises of gold bracelets, watches, necklaces, 181 diamonds, emeralds, pearls, sapphires and other precious stones.


Crazyyyy.
They should have just followed the genius over here :


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

May 2011 be a better year for all of us. =)

Source : 1, 2, 3

Toilet Part 2

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Hi all, I know I've been hiatus for like forever (LOL) but I've been busy with studies, exams, and now internship! =)

Anyway, remember my toilet post some time ago?


Now that I'm working in an office building, I realised that a clean toilet can really be achieved via education.


You know why?

The toilets here are so clean cuz all the people working here are educated so no 1 is stupid enough to step on the seated toilets or poop on the floor.


It's even cleaner than the ones in university.

In school, we have Pendidikan Moral telling us about... (okay, I don't remember) but they should have started with basic things such as
"DON'T STEP ON THE TOILET SEATS, DUMBASS!"

- Ke$ha -

I'm so particular about toilet because I go toilet all time, winning me the title "Toilet Inspector". LOL

Oh btw, I wrote this sometime ago in my Facebook status :
"Everybody shits, the difference is whether u flush it or not!"

(Okay, I was gonna put a picture of toilet full of shit here but when I was searching for the pic, it was so disgusting so I'll save you guys all that details. You know how shitzzzz look like. *wink*)

Yeah, I'm disgusting to post statuses like that.
Or write posts like this. XP

Til' the next post,
xx

Google Page 1!

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So, just to BRAG again (LOL),
if you go to Google and type "Inception Conclusion", you will notice that...


MY POST IS THE 1ST ONE.

OMFGBBQ@%$&JKL!!!!

Anyway, some pictures for your enjoyment as a celebration :

My favourite scene!
Just too bad their relationship didn't seem to develop further. =(

LOL

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Did I mention how cute Joseph-Gordon Levitt is?


To check out my post on "Inception Conclusion" :


Have a nice day! =)

ps, all photos are taken from my Tumblr

Durian

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I'm pretty sure everyone noticed by now (in Malaysia), it is the durian season.


My mom always tell me that we should never mix durian with alcohol or Coke.

Now, how true is that?

I've decided to do some research in the internet to check whether this is just another myth or indeed a fact.


A study by John Maninang and Hiroshi Gemma from the University of Tsukuba, Japan proved that this Asian folklore could be true.

The durian's high sulphur content actually impairs alcohol breakdown because it turned off the activity of aldehyde dehydrogenase (an enzyme that clears toxic breakdown products) by up to 70%.
Source : New Scientist

While it doesn't say much here, I think it probably meant that it prevents the proper digestion of alcohol?


Even in Wikipedia, it was stated that some said you can't even consume durian with coffee.
Probably this is related to Coke because both contains caffeine.

I was able to find that mixing caffeine and alcohol is deadly but nothing about mixing with durian. Haha.


"A new research suggests that drinking more than 10 alcoholic drinks a week or 4 cups of strong coffee each day can increase the risk of developing an irregular heartbeat.
2 studies presented at the European Society of Cardiology congress in Barcelona found that alcohol and caffeine intake can affect the chances of developing an abnormal heart rhythm known as atrial fibrillation."
Source : India Times


On top of that, too much of durian can also cause death.
A Thai died after eating four durian in close succession.
The Thailand's Ministry of Public Health even issued a warning against excessive durian consumption.


While durians are delicious, it is high in calories.
For 100 grammes of long-stemmed durians, it is 181 calories,
129 calories for kradum durians and 340 calories for candied durians.

A 2-kg mon thong durian, once peeled, weighs 600 grammes with a total of 978 calories.
The Thai ate 4 of these and get an instant energy burst of 4,000 calories, twice the daily requirement for an average person.

People with overweight/obese problem, together with high blood pressure, heart conditions and diabetes should be even more caution when it comes to eating durians.


Some people even experimented on themselves to check the truth of these beliefs :


There's nothing much to be seen in the video except a few men drinking Whisky and eating durians.
What's important was in the description, it was written that the video was taken in 2006 but only uploaded in 2008
(This probably meant they survived. LOL).

Others also tried Durian + Wine and survived.


Since all these studies, news, and experiments may not be 100% proven due to lack of studies done
(probably because this fruit is not very popular in the West),
*See what they said about it?*

I think whatever it is that you're eating, it's best to just take it in moderation. =)

Fun Fact :
Some Indonesian activist introduced durian-flavoured condoms as a hot new item to fight Aids.
150,000 pieces were sold in a month.


Yummy eh? The bedroom sure smell damn good and appetizing...
HAHA!

Eat safe, play safe!!

Quote of the day 4

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"Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom.
But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover.
Of course truth is, we never know who we can trust.
Those we're closest to can betray us, and total strangers can come to our rescue.
In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves.
It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned."

- Mary Alice (Desperate Housewives)