Unnecessary Censorships

Heard this song before?

- Tik Tok by Kesha -

"Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up..."

Ok, there's this part at the 2nd verse :

"Ain't got a care in world,

but got plenty of BEER..."

Did you listen to this song in Hitz.fm?

THIS...

...BECAME...

...THIS!

BEER = BERRY

Seriously, who gives a *tut* that you got a lot of berries?

Sometimes all these censorships just doesn't make any sense.

Most of all, its ANNOYING.

I mean, you were singing along with the song and suddenly this fucking BERRY comes out from nowhere?????

Not only so, just now I just heard "My Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne in Fly.fm.

Again, the 2nd verse :

"All the things you hide from me

All the SHIT that you do..."

The SHIT became some remix-by-DJ-on-the-spinning-table sound.

(you know what I mean???)

It totally changed the meaning of the lyrics.

It's like :

"All the *some remix-by-DJ-on-the-spinning-table sound* that you do".

The guy suddenly becomes a DJ or something???

Seriously, WTF?!

Shit became illegal too.

You don't poop is it??

This song is even worse.

"I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.

"I kissed a GIRL and I liked it"

becomes

"I kissed a *MISSING* and I liked it"

What???

What you kissed?

Air?

My fart?

Wow, I didn't know nothingness taste like cherry chapstick!

HmmmmmmmMMMM, yummy!

NOT!

All these censorship are really crappy.

There's this 1 time Hitz.fm purposely did unnecessary censorship on the song "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz for fun and it totally changed the meaning of the lyrics.

Ori line :

"Well you done done me and you bet I FELT it"

+ Unnessary censorship :

"Well you done done me and you bet I *tut* it"

See what I mean?

Not only on songs, movies on the TV and cinema too.

One of the reasons why I stopped watching "Gossip Girls" on 8TV is because there were too many ads in between.

But another reason was because they cut off all the steamy part which is really put off-ing.

This is because when they just skip it, you felt "eek??", the sequence doesn't click.

Even in cinemas, the movies are already written for 18 years old and above and the tickets are only sold to people aged 18 years and above.

So tell me, why the censorship again?

I mean, do YOU honestly believe that Malaysians are THAT innocent?

Pfft!

I don't think so.

"No-no-no-no baby, no-no-no-no don't lie....."

Don't Lie by Black Eyed Peas

*wink*